Darkest Perversions – Edgeplay BDSM, Out Now!

I was in the mood to write something a little darker than usual the other day, so I decided to delve into one of the darkest corners of BDSM edgeplay. In Darkest Perversions, the submissive protagonist is enthralled by the idea of a suspension bondage scene that emulates a capital punishment hanging – you can grab your copy at Amazon US, Amazon UK, All Romance eBooks and Smashwords.

Some fantasies are so extreme, even the most hardened of edgeplayers hesitate to act them out…

Clea loves edgeplay—from needles and knives to kidnap fantasies and serial killer victim scenes. When her Dom offers to fulfil her ultimate fantasy—a suspension scene that will emulate a hanging—she’s simultaneously turned on and terrified. She trusts Sir to take the utmost care to keep her safe, but part of her can’t help but worry that some fantasies are too risky to be played out in real life. Can Clea handle it, or has she finally found a scenario that’s sexier in her mind than in reality?

If you’re new to kinky fiction and are looking for something like Fifty Shades of Grey, this book isn’t for you—but if twisted, taboo D/s prisoner roleplay makes you hot and horny, read on!

Sapphic Strokes Now Available on Amazon!

Yeah, my last post was about my Orgasmagic series, but I got a little sidetracked by way of inspiration. So here’s a little tale to keep you busy while I finish it! It’s called Sapphic Strokes, and like Pussy for Kit, it’s a story of a girl who pops her lesbian cherry at a time she least expects it. I’m going to make this a collection of stand-alone stories named (of course!) Lesbian Cherry.

Anyway, you can grab Sapphic Strokes at Amazon US and Amazon UK for now – it’s in the Kindle Select programme so you can’t get it anywhere else… for now, anyway.

When Toni decides to take her sexual frustration into her own hands in a public restroom, she doesn’t mean for anyone to overhear her. So why, then, is there a girl outside the stall she’s locked herself away in, begging for Toni to let her in so she can give her a helping hand – or tongue? Why is she talking dirty to Toni when neither of them knows who the other is?

And why does Toni get off on it, when she’s never thought she was into women before now, and doesn’t even know what the girl on the other side of the door looks like?

One thing’s for sure – by the end of this smutty short story, Toni will be getting stroked by more than just her own fingers…

This 5,500 word short story features voyeurism, exhibitionism, dirty talk, mutual masturbation with a stranger, cunnilingus and finger-fucking – you know you want it!

Orgasmagic – Exciting New Lesbian Series from Sidonie Spice!

It’s been a while since I’ve published anything – I’m a bad Sidonie and should be spanked! Hard.

I’m hard at work on a new series named Orgasmagic – it features hot lesbian witches using sex magic to get what they want from life, and I’m hoping it’ll appeal to lesbians and readers who love to drool over them alike! I’m not quite there yet, but I hope to have the first story, Awakening Ash, published by early next week. In the meantime, I thought I’d share the cover with you…

Nominated for Best Erotic Romance at The Romance Reviews! Please Vote!

*squeals* Remember I said I was also Amy Valenti for erotic romance books? Well, my novel Dominance and Deception has been nominated in The Romance Reviews’ ‘Best Erotic BDSM Romance’ category, and it would mean the world to me if anyone who’s read it (or liked anything else I’ve written) would go and vote for it.

Pretty please? You have to create an account to vote, but it would make me the happiest Sidonie/Amy in the world if you would.

Sidonie Comes Out!

I’m a lesbian. Shocking news, I know.

Anyway, that’s not what I’m coming out about. You might not be aware that I’m also the erotic romance writer Amy Valenti, with books published by Total-E-Bound Publishing and Breathless Press.

As Amy, I’ve written paranormal, crime, BDSM and menage erotic romance, and have erotic sci-fi and horror books coming out within the next four weeks. My books range from 6,000 to 75,000 words long, so there’s a size and genre for everyone.

If you like a little romance with your smut, try me out! I promise I’m just as pervy, but the stories have more emphasis on plot and character development (hence the extra word counts).

My Brazen Babysitters Series Has Been Unfairly Censored

*sigh* Until further notice, the Brazen Babysitters series will not be available on All Romance eBooks because they’ve decided that since it has ‘babysitter’ in the title, it must be about sex with children. For those who haven’t read it, let me assure you that it has absolutely no underage sex in it whatsoever. I have appealed this decision, and hopefully will be back on ARe with these titles soon.

On a related note, this is probably what ARe are looking to stock from now on: Let’s Not Do It But Say We Did by Cherry Allen!

Censorship of Erotica is Bad and Wrong

There’s some serious shit going down that people should know about.

Due to pressure from credit card companies based in the States (because, y’know, it’s an election year, and who’s going to weigh in and defend erotica when votes could be at stake?) PayPal – which, by all accounts, is a dubious company anyway – is suspending the accounts of erotica distributors.

Bookstrand has booted indie authors entirely. All Romance eBooks has threatened account deactivation if any of the hot topics are submitted to their catalogue. Now Smashwords has reluctantly joined them, which is a huge blow for indies outside the USA – Smashwords is the only way they can get books distributed by Barnes and Noble, iBookstore and Sony’s Reader Store, amongst others.

On the surface, you might think they have a valid point. Bestiality, rape as titillation, incest and pseudo-incest, necrophilia… they’re all morally wrong, or at the very least, morally questionable. I don’t write any of this since I’m not into it, personally. When I first found out about the huge amounts of cash indie authors were raking in from pseudo-incest titles, I was squicked out – no word of a lie.

But let’s have a think about this. Credit card and money services companies get to dictate the availability of what we read? Didn’t they fuck up the economy already? Why should they go unchallenged?

Yes, erotica depicting sex that is criminal should be stopped. Minors, animals and dead people can’t legally give consent. Sex with blood relatives can result in deformed and disabled children with serious health defects. But if all the parties are over eighteen, and portrayed that way? If they’re not related by blood? If they get off on the fantasy of being raped, and give their consent to their partner to pretend that they actually are in that situation?

These things are all legal. They’re just taboo. And because they’re taboo, people get off on it. Fact.

And this is fiction, people. No one is being exploited. No one is being mentally or physically scarred. It’s all fantasy that comes from the highly sexual imaginations most of us have, deep down.

Maybe you like talking dirty in bed. The word ‘cunt’ gives you a thrill. That’s because it’s considered the most extreme commonly-used curse. Should all books featuring that word be banned? Fuck, no!

You don’t have to want to read the books that are being censored to protest about this. The basic fact is this: book censorship, when no criminal acts are actually being portrayed in a titillating way, is wrong. It’s oppressive. We are being told what to think, made to feel guilty about how we feel. And where does it end, once we start?

What if the heads of the credit card companies decide they don’t like gay or lesbian fiction? What if they start calling for any books with BDSM – clearly or dubiously consensual – to be censored? And what about authors like Virginia Andrews, whose books are hugely popular and also contain incest? Should they be censored as well?

We have to put our collective foot down before the credit card companies, PayPal or any political entities decide to see how far they can extend their reach. Get angry about this. Post on Facebook.Tweet about it. Sign petitions. Write to your government expressing concerns. Call the media. Just raise awareness, so we don’t end up giving more than this tiny inch to people whose control isn’t democratic, but based on money and subjectivity.

Please share this post, and as many others as you can find. And please bear in mind that this censorship isn’t affecting me at the moment. My concern isn’t for myself and my bank balance, but for society in general.

Don’t let corporations get away with this, or it might be your fantasies they try to take away next.

Thank you for reading.